|Mom:||I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!|
|Parents Friends:||How many boys do you have chasing after you now?|
|Grandparents:||Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?|
|School:||Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.|
because you needed this on your blog … at night
I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY
IS HER HEAD SO TINY
NO I’VE GOT IT.
THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.
THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.
OH MY FUCKING GOD